She’s cute like:

• A puppy.
• A kitten.
• A baby rabbit.
• A muffin.
• A Barbie doll.
• A small banana pepper that we saw on a fiesta plate from Jamaican Grill.
• A pandesal.
• The Scion iQ.
• The Smart Fourtwo
• The Fiat 500.
• A Toyota Yaris, the four door kind.
• Boo, from Monster’s Inc.
• Baby Po from Kung Fu Panda.
• The little girl from Despicable Me.
• Pikachu.
• Winni the Pooh.
• Tweety the bird.
• The small pizza box that you get for your leftover pizza at Little Caesar’s.
• A baby.
• Bambi.
• Dumbo the elephant.
• A Gold fish.
• A small slice of Leche Flan.
• A 14 inch rim.
• A golf cart rim.
• My baby niece.
• A siapao.
• The soap bottles that they give you when you stay in a hotel.
• Those small bottles that they use to put soy sauce in when they pack it with sashimi or sushi.
• Cute like a munchkin.
• Cute like the planet/star/whatever the hell it is, Pluto.

And FINALLY: She’s cute like A.L.M. :)